Dainty Dwarven Delicacies #4

Back by inexplicable popular demand is another of Granny Redbeard’s explorations of Dwarven cuisine.  The S&S Blog again proudly presents, from the kitchen of the S&S Blog studios, the one, the only (thank God) Granny Redbeard!

Thanks, sonny.  Ya know, I got comments that last week’s Krautcake wasn’t sweet enough for some of yer little darlin’s.  No problem, Granny can whip up somthin’ sweet ta please ya’ll.  It’s a cool, creamy, tasty, easy dessert that’ll stick to them ribs of yers. 

Yer gonna need a heaping cup full o’ stale pumpler…  Pumphler…  Yer gonna need a heap o’ dark brown bread crumbs.  Ya also need two tablespoons of rum, three cups o’ whipped heavy cream, two egg yolks and three tablespoons of confectioner’s sugar. 

First ya chill a four cup mold in the freezer fer ’bout an hour.  Sprinkle the crumbs with the rum.  Granny does use a little more rum when she does it fer herself, but ya don’t wanna use too much or the recipe won’t work right.  Make sure all the crumbs are evenly moist with the rum.  Whip the cream, and beat in the yolks and sugar an’ then fold into the moist breadcrumbs.  Rinse yer mold, an’ then turn the mixture into the mold an’ cover with wax paper.  Freeze the mold fer ’bout six hours.  The mix should be solid an’ creamy, but not frozen solid.  It may not look like much fer dessert but a little of this goes a very long way.

See?  Yer Granny Redbeard can satisfy yer sweet tooth.  ‘Course next week we’ll bring ya more good down home Dwarven cookin’.  ‘Til then, here’s that nice young man from the blog.

Thank you Granny Redbeard, we can feel our arteries hardening with every scoop full.  And thank you all for visiting the S&S Blog again.  We now have a Facebook Page and a Facebook Fan Page to go with our twitter pages.  We are also looking into getting some art to everyone in the relatively near future as well as some new features including Travel rations with Hazel Cindertoes and a magic column from Lathan the Golden.  And maybe we’ll even hear the characters Superbowl pics!  So until then, please check back in with us here at the S&S Blog often.  You’ll never know what gets posted here.